Conversations

Jack and my conversation before school. (I am trying to get Jack to eat his breakfast).

Mom: Drink your milk.

Jack: I don't want it.

Mom: You asked for it. A poor cow gave us her milk and you're going to waste it!

Jack: I'M NOT A COW!

Mom: No, you aren't. The cows give us milk and I don't want you to waste it.

Jack: Mom, cows can't open the refrigerator.

Mom: You're right, they can't.

Maybe next time I should try the whole "starving children in China" bit. I imagine it won't get me much farther with Jack.

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Liam and my conversation later that same day:

Liam: Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom ... Bob!

Mom: Mom mom mom mom mom mom!

Liam: Bob!

We still haven't figured out who Bob is.